still waiting for ashton kutcher to jump out of a bush or something and tell me that my entire life was an elaborate punk’d prank
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It’s so funny when people hate me it’s so funny I’m laughing all the way to their house and I’m laughing when I break into their room and I’m pretty much dying of laughter while I stab them to death *ba dum tis*
putting a caption under a picture or on a post is like shouting out your comment in the middle of class when no one actually cares
putting it in the tags is like whispering it to the person next to you then you both laugh and then the teacher asks you whats wrong and you can’t tell them so they send you to the principals office for disturbing the class but instead of actually going to the office you do a backflip out the window and land in a convertible driven by the president
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